techno woody 

This is what you get when you see a new electronic device that is so cool you are totally dazzled and wish you could get one.

I sported a mega techno woody when I saw my brother's new 52" LCD and home theatre system.

techno woody by ujed December 30, 2007

techno-peasant 

Someone who has been shunned from the tech savvy world we now live in. Many software programs require some software, computer or tech knowledge to operate. Not having this basic knowledge can leave you confused. Programs written for techno-peasants are the key to these individuals future.

I received an email from a volunteer saying that "even a techno-peasant can understand Shiftboard and picked up their shifts for our event. Scheduling made easy for even us techno-peasants"!

techno-peasant by Munterhitch October 4, 2010

Techno-hoe 

The ho that seeks out and sleeps with people who have the latest and greatest technology.

You know David has been getting laid a lot more just cause he had the Galaxy S4 a few days before it came out. He must know a lot of techno-hoes.

Techno-hoe by Janky Jimmy May 18, 2013

Techno Christmas 

A post-Christmas celebration where board games are played and techno is hardly listened to.

William: So Hannah, when is Techno Christmas?

Hannah: Not sure actually.

Techno Christmas by Dr. William December 26, 2008

Techno Punk 

A "Techno Punk" is someone who:
-Enjoys techno
-Enjoys punk
-Has or has had odd-coloured hair
-Is also a Mindless Self Indulgence fan
-Likes neon
-Loves clubs

Kind of like a club kid without the Michael Alig, the psycho clothes, and the hardcore drug use.

Also known as an "Electro Kid".

Much like a Technemo.

Techno Punk #1: I like bands like Mindless Self Indulgence, Alexisonfire, SMB, My Chemical Romance, Retard-O-Bot, Underoath, Vyncent Flaw, and He Is Legend! And I just died my previously pink hair green!
Techno Punk #2: Oh my! That means you're a techno punk!

Techno Punk by Talya Gray December 25, 2008

Techno girl 

Told as the girl who has a sex appeal for several person in the school

The techno girl is hot

Techno girl by asdasjioads| December 12, 2007

techno priest 

Someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. Some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. Often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . All religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.

guy 1:"Dude I straight up shot that guy in the face!"
techno priest:"You know if this was real life god would send you to hell for killing a man. But if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-"
*(techno priest) booted*
guy 1:"Damn techno priests, annoying is what they are."

techno priest by charlie lower February 19, 2008