Tech douche 

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.

I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone

Tech douche by Blueice76 February 8, 2023

Tech Talk Tommy 

A very kind man who is also described as an NPC quite regularly.
He is very intelligent and caring towards others

Tech talk Tommy is so kind 😍😍😍

Tech Talk Tommy by Dangerman69 February 9, 2023

tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money

"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B

tech bro by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023

tech deck time 

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tech deck time by len April 5, 2003

tech up 

To don one's personal technology for the day. This usually involves strapping/ clipping/ pocketing an array of mobile phones, PDA's, iPods, GPS's, cameras, etc.

Martin: Dude, are you ready to go yet?
John: Hold on, I've just gotta tech up, then I'm out the door.

tech up by ClimbingTheLog April 6, 2008

tech mexicans

All of the Chinese and Indians that work menial janitorial and kitchen jobs at Michigan Technological University.

I got a job washing dishes with all the tech mexicans.

tech mexicans by Phil Cutre August 5, 2009

Tech 10 

A girl who would score no more than a 3 on the 10-scale, yet appears a 10 to a Tech student due to a phenomenon known as Tech Goggles or Riddle Vision

Man, that chick is ugly.

No way man, she's a tech 10!

Tech 10 by NM Rox March 15, 2005