gluten free-tard

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

Tardass

A noun in which specifically describes a person who is acting really stupid and retarded at the same time.

Why did you just stick you're hand in that bear trap, you fucking tardass?

by Ashley~The One and Only~ August 9, 2008

text tard

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting

my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.

by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Fuck-Tard

When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

Usually used as a stubsitute for :

"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"

"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."

by Souza July 14, 2004

Bumble Tard

Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.

"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.

by Zinkster October 10, 2005

f-tard

Significantly delayed, possessing extremely subnormal intelligence, mental development, or common sense. Whereas retarded indicates a physical or medical cause for the cognitive delays, an f'tard is someone who lacks mental facilities or intelligence without any discernible medical reason.

Don't be such an f-tard, quit trying to drink gasoline!

by Squirrleynuts March 26, 2010

tarado

Spanish word for dumb-ass or idiot, brainless person. It is not really offensive

Eres un tarado!= You are a dumb-ass!
Que tarado=What a dumb-ass

by Josh Quintanilla January 20, 2009