I had a little bit of sugar left in my coffee so I took it over to Melissa's house and tabitha'd that bitch
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Get the tabitha mug.when u ask a girl to have sex with u repetedly, and, after being turned down thrice, you walk out of ur bathroom naked and say "how bout now". after the awkward ride in the car taking the girl home, u come back home and order a pizza. then you suck off the pizza guy because u dont have money for a tip. On other occaisions u suck off the mail guy, the UPS guy, the kids who sell candy door to door, a couple of boyscouts, and a plumber. when ur dad hears abt it, he gets out the irish whip, covered in honey, baby oil, marmalade, and semen, and beats u until u cry like a bitch. OH and your mom also has to get drunk and tell someone else's mom that u have a small penis. then u kill urself
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A coastal county-level city in Guangdong Province, China. Taishanese (people from Taishan) speak the Taishan dialect of Chinese. Before the 1980s, Taishanese was the predominant Chinese language spoken throughout North America's Chinatowns.
Taishan people are widely viewed, by the Chinese community, as one of the lowest class of amongst the Chinese community. They can be identified by their poor hygiene, lack of organization and overall dirtiness.
Taishan people can also be identified by their height disadvantage, compared to other Chinese people; they are on average between 4'9" (145 cm) - 5'3" (160 cm). They are also known in the Chinese community to be extremely conniving, selfish, and greedy.
A coastal county-level city in Guangdong Province, China. Taishanese (people from Taishan) speak the Taishan dialect of Chinese. Before the 1980s, Taishanese was the predominant Chinese language spoken throughout North America's Chinatowns.
Taishan people are widely viewed, by the Chinese community, as one of the lowest class of amongst the Chinese community. They can be identified by their poor hygiene, lack of organization and overall dirtiness.
Taishan people can also be identified by their height disadvantage, compared to other Chinese people; they are on average between 4'9" (145 cm) - 5'3" (160 cm). They are also known in the Chinese community to be extremely conniving, selfish, and greedy.
A: I was walking through Chinatown, and some short Asian guy, who smelled like moth balls a dog shitted out, pushed pass me.
B: What a fucking cunt! He must have been Taishan.
B: What a fucking cunt! He must have been Taishan.
by M.C. Flurry May 11, 2009
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a form of communication between friends, sometimes used when they can't find each other in a crowd. It means nothing at all without the exclamation point.
a form of communication between friends, sometimes used when they can't find each other in a crowd. It means nothing at all without the exclamation point.
by nrflaitze April 11, 2008
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"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
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"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
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