While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.
"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"
poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
by Slothy11 April 10, 2014