it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods