Taff

taff isnt my mate he just hangs around tololi.

damn it tololi

by piss off September 9, 2003

Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 17, 2010

tafty

fake tattoos so that people can feel cool without having to actually get tatted up

friend 1: "look at my sick new ink that i got!"
friend 2: "that tattoo is so cool...too bad it's just a tafty"

by silentxbeauty February 22, 2015

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

taffyness

A slang term for welshness

It a sign of taffyness

by Mirataku November 9, 2007

Taff

Ringe that hangs around Alistair, Tim, Paul, TC, Big D,Big Jase, Eamon, James, Brent, smudge the cat and all the others that play touch at lunch and he is shit at hockey and is ginger.

run through the feilds.

by TC June 19, 2003

Taffs

to do those usual things, work, going out, dining, wining etc etc

To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.

Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.

by Long Johns August 3, 2011