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Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
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Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
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TiVo Syndrome

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.
What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.
by JEWSIAN. August 14, 2010
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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.
oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome
by kmp34 May 25, 2016
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Musician’s Syndrome

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.
Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.
by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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leonidas syndrome

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.
I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.
by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014
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