sack sludge

The residue that remains on one's ballsack after sweating profusely. Normally indicated by the build up of residue on one's fingernails after scratching one's balls.

Bro, what's this shit on my fingernails?
That's just your sack sludge bro, it happens when your sack gets all nasty

by Cravesack June 27, 2017

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

Sinaloan Sludge Siphon

When you have anal intercourse with a Mexican prostitute and then proceed to ejaculate her fecal matter into another Mexican prostitute's mouth.

Dude those two fat chicks from the bar last night were freaky as hell, had me do something call the "Sinaloan Sludge Siphon." It was some ghastly shit man...

by papaRobC July 10, 2022

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

hi there

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.

Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.)

A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.

"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

by javajester October 13, 2009

Smudged Crossword

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.

This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.

by theredfella January 25, 2016