Stove

The process of bludgeoning somebody, usually in the head.

Oh my God! He had his head stoved in with a brick!

or

I'm so gonna stove that cats head in.

by 12ant34 January 11, 2009

Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

hobo stove

A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.

The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.

At the hobo meeting grounds, hobo stoves were spread out as far as the eye could see.

by Michael June 14, 2006

Stoned

whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.

I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.

by Corporal_Clegg December 8, 2009

stoned in

not being able to leave the house bcuz you are too stoned ..similiar in nature to being snowed in or rained in -- except instead of snow or rain impeding your departure it's being too stoned.

ME: Bro, i dont think im gonna make it over ...im stoned in right meow.

OTHER PERSON: no worry, beef curry.

by skojoe40 August 15, 2010

Perpetually Stoned

(adj.) Used to describe someone who always has the characteristics of being stoned, even if they're not.

Guy 1: Dude look over at Kevin, hes so stoned!

Guy 2: Naw man, hes just perpetually stoned, hes like that every day

by Paddah July 9, 2010

Stoled Out

When a store is out of something because someone has stolen all of it, not bought it.

I went to the store to buy some batteries, but they were stoled out.

by Fin Llama November 22, 2004