whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

whiff and stiff by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

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Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.

"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."

Bo Johnson Stiff-arm by Gilbert A February 15, 2006

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keep a stiff upper lip

To be courageous or stoic in the face of adversity.

Even though he was only three years old, Jonathan keep a stiff upper lip the whole time he was in the hospital recovering from his surgery.

keep a stiff upper lip by sanjchy905 September 9, 2013

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Sly Stiff

An erection acquired against one's will, usually at a very inconvenient time.

Guy #1
"Oh my, look at ol' Brett Hallacy. What a bulge!"

Guy #2
"Looks like he just popped a sly stiff!"

Sly Stiff by SlyDawg69 January 21, 2010

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Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

Frozen cock stiff by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

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Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.

Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.

Working Stiff by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010

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cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

cock stiff by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

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