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A plaid-obsessed, Ralph Lauren-wearing menace who somehow finds the time to throw full-scale tantrums over frozen yogurt but also dedicates his life to alphabetizing his DVDs like it’s a sacred duty. Will thrift the exact same plaid shirt he already owns just because and arranges his sweaters with the care of a museum curator, as if they’re historical artifacts. Approach with extreme caution—especially if you value your sanity or dare to be even slightly late.
I was 15 minutes late for frozen yogurt, and Stephen—who organizes his DVDs alphabetically and treats his sweater collection like a prized art exhibit—threw a fit like I’d just committed a crime against plaid fashion.
by poppinsdaughter February 6, 2025
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Stephen

Stephen's are very intelligent and see things in a different way from others. They are very artistic and creative and are very musically gifted and can easily learn to play a wide veriety of instruments. He can be a self conscious at times which reflects is normal side. he is a very good listener, caring and understands people very well but takes on peoples worries and stress on top of his own. He finds it hard to socially interact as his shy personality is often misjudged by his peers but once you get to know him you will see his true funny and outgoing personality shine through. He likes to work with others and is a strong believer. He can be slighlty naive but can see through people and wont be taken a fool. He will go out of his way to help anyone. He is not adventurous. Don't judge stephen by his cover , once you start to read you will see the true beautiful human being that he is.
Person 1:Wow look at Stephen he just won a Nobel prize at 13
Stephen: ehhh it not that big of a deal I should have done better
Person 2: bro what do you mean I can’t even do this test
Stephen *does test immediately* here you go
by Logan’s best man May 13, 2025
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Stephen

"bro that guy's such an idiot"
"I know, he's a total Stephen"
by andieleigh55 August 25, 2025
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Stephen.

Girl one: Hey who’s that new guy in our AP class?
Girl Two: Who him? Oh That’s stephen.
by KickRocksSuckCocks November 23, 2021
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Stephen Harper

Stephen Harper, the most damaging political figure in Canadian history.

See also: Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus (self-promoted)

It has been scientifically proven that Stephen Harper is consuming oxygen and water that would be better utilized by more inteligent and beneficial creatures, such as cockroaches, syphillis spirochetes, and the herpes virus family.

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ShitHarperDid.com
The first Prime Minister of Canadian history to have EVER been found in Contempt of Parliament, to which he responded "The Canadian people don't care about that..."

If the Canadian People REALLY don't care about this MASSIVE abuse of power and attack on the people of Canada, then we can kiss Canada as we know it goodbye on May 2nd, 2011...it will not survive another round of Stephen Harper.

Harper has stated in no uncertain terms that, if reelected (despite his not being eligible to run again due to his Contempt of Parliament), he will ramrod through an "Omnibus crime bill" within 100 days or his return to the Office Of The Emperor of Canada.

This "omnibus crime bill" will CREATE ENOUGH NEW CRIMINALS to fill his 9 BILLION dollar "new and refurbished prisons" to capacity, and then some, by making many current activities crimes with mandatory minimum prison terms that have already shown to be an expensive, useless and detrimental failure in the USA, while doing absolutely NOTHING to reduce crime rates.

If Harper is allowed to regain his throne, we WILL see a private prison system in Canada, even though we've already tried it and it failed miserably, and those private prisons have already been shut down.

There comes apoint where doing the wrong thing over and over again MUST eventually prove that it's still the wrong thing, no matter how many attempts are made to make the wrong thing "the thing to do."
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Stephen M. Green

Stephen M. Green is that American YouTuber, right?
by KRJ_YT August 29, 2021
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Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012
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