stuffed shirt

one who exudes the art of being completely anal retentive and overly organized; paying close attention to detail to the point of being painfully uptight.

Jordan's revenue figures for March were presented in typical stuffed shirt fashion; complete with a color coded chart. Yellow is projected, green is actual red indicates the project had been completed.

Jordan Gilbert is a stuffed shirt.

by mdg76 December 15, 2008

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The art of having hard anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.

In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels just like an oven stuffed roaster.

by Preggo lover February 24, 2005

stuffed

Someone who has been robbed

That niggas crib got stuffed out last nite

by Mijodero March 11, 2008

Stuffed

The act of eating stuffing then having a women eat your excrement.

I can't believe my boyfriend stuffed me.

by Kevinxsenpai January 25, 2011

stuffed

when someone is high, or has too much to drink, they are stuffed

dude 1: did u see macy last night?
dude 2: oh yea, she was stuffed.

by lilboogy May 30, 2009

Double Stuffed Oreo

The act of sh@*ing in someones mouth then proceeded to throat f#$% said person.

This kinky broad let me give her a Double Stuffed Oreo.

by Otakusamurai April 29, 2010

Stuffed Monkey

A boner. A Chubby. Morning Wood. Stiffy, cranked shaft, woody, large hardon collider, smuggling a midget in your pants, and any number of other colourful euphemisms for an erection. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go look at some nudie pics and everything will be explained. (This only applies to guys, sorry ladies.)

Franky: Dude, I was standing at the bar last night, looking at this hawt piece of ass, and all of a sudden I had a stuffed monkey. I had to hunch over!

Dan: I'm on it like my girlfriend on a stuffed monkey!

Arnold: Just holding her hand gives me a stuffed monkey!

Carl: My girlfriend came over and my stuffed monkey got to play in her treehouse all day.

by D[e]m[o]n August 31, 2010