A fatass black man from the ghetto who delivers presents to all da good lil' chillun in the hood. He drives a red Cadillac EXT with a big sack in the back and breaks into the white neighborhoods at night to steal their shit and bring it to all his niggas and bitches. Instead of coming down the chimney, Black Santa breaks down your door and his elves help him lift your couch into his truck. If you see Black Santa, don't say shit 'cause he carries a .45.
by GetIISteppin September 23, 2012
Get the Black Santa mug.This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.
Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.
by rich rick March 30, 2010
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Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
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Get the Santana Claus mug.Santee (also known as klantee) is located in east county, SD. This sums it up:
tatoos, high black socks, peckerwoods, bmx, meth amphetamines, trailor parks, lifted trucks, rednecks, kkk, dickie shorts, wife beaters, racists, dark clothing, dirtbikers, skin heads, bro's, hats with brim flipped up, desert, dunes, tall cans, sd pride, srh, famous stars and straps, metal mulisha, homies, dank bud, back windshield decals, heroin, raves, white people, RV'S, hills, and rocks. Oh yeah its also hot as fuck out there. Home to two highschools, santana (klantana) and west hills (white hills). Also dont go there if your from lakeside or anywhere else because they can spot out-of-towners like a sore thumb
tatoos, high black socks, peckerwoods, bmx, meth amphetamines, trailor parks, lifted trucks, rednecks, kkk, dickie shorts, wife beaters, racists, dark clothing, dirtbikers, skin heads, bro's, hats with brim flipped up, desert, dunes, tall cans, sd pride, srh, famous stars and straps, metal mulisha, homies, dank bud, back windshield decals, heroin, raves, white people, RV'S, hills, and rocks. Oh yeah its also hot as fuck out there. Home to two highschools, santana (klantana) and west hills (white hills). Also dont go there if your from lakeside or anywhere else because they can spot out-of-towners like a sore thumb
dude 1: yo homie you tryna go out to santee?
dude 2: nah man we might get robbed by some meth bro's and its too fuckin hot out there.
dude 1: true shit
dude 2: nah man we might get robbed by some meth bro's and its too fuckin hot out there.
dude 1: true shit
by marco beltrami April 10, 2010
Get the Santee mug.on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise
one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know
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