Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.

Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.

by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016

Straight Drew

A term that describes an incredible anklebreaker play made in basketball, named after the Kyrie Irving Pepsi ads.

Tyrone: Bro, that guy just snapped his ankles in two AND got the dunk.
DaQuan: Yeah, man, he went Straight Drew on him.

by Savaroth July 10, 2017

straight out of the can

In gaming or in life, instead of rage quitting you call out a gamer or group as "Straight out of the Can" instead of calling them "trash" or "garbage" due to trolling, stupidity or their just chillin' and not contributing to the effort.

"...this group of randoms are so bad they are 'straight out of the can'. Random replies "...what chu mean!??" You reply "straight out of the Trash Can..."

by FujiYugi May 26, 2018

Straight-beef

Straight-beef or Straight-beefing means having intercourse with something or someone

or going crazy

for example "Dawg straight-beefing her shit"

by Danny Neutron December 4, 2021

Straightesbian

A Lesbian who flirts with men but swear there lesbian.

Leshawna: You should date Chelsea

Peter: Naw she gay
Leshawna: Really then she must be a Straightesbian because im pretty sure she sucking that dudes cock

by C302929 January 17, 2022

straight+

A membership program for anyone that identifies as anything other than straight and comprised mostly of blue heard influencers from Instagram and tiktok, and the monthly payment is made in the form of losing 25% of your present braincells and dignity and shouting while trying to call out and cancel everyone for using wrong pronouns, even if they don't personally know the person in question.

Jimothy: ah did you hear about Alyssa, i heard she became a straight+ member ever since she downloaded tiktok
Carl: Ah, how unfortunate, she actually used to be a reasonable human being back in the day

by imnotdoingthisagain March 28, 2023