Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...
by opiuyt April 09, 2011
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Nook stain

Nook stain is an alternian term which means in our earth terms a vagina stain. Or possibly a cunt
by HomestuckFangirl101 December 08, 2014
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muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.
I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina
by 615mtrsports October 30, 2015
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Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 16, 2020
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November Stains

Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
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Hog Stain

Staining resulting from improper handling of pork products.
Do not get hog stains on my wall.
by maccymac November 05, 2019
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t-stain

A stain in the shape of a "T". Could also be used an an abbreviation for "shit-stain".
Holy t-stain, man!

There's a small t-stain on your shorts, Jesse.
by Jcrew12345 August 26, 2009
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