seamen serpents

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.

definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"

by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

Spencer

Spencer: One weird ass kid with some cool ass eye brows. He's a good friend and can crack some dank jokes. Everybody loves this guy and loves to roast this guy. He's an all around home boy, who's name sounds like splinter.

A: What's that kid doing humping a water Mellon?
B: eh nobody knows. He's such a Spencer.

by Mindfuck111 July 27, 2016

serpent reaper

any lead singer of a metal band who can give off an extremely doom gloom vibe cloaked in heavenly wonder and is supremely dedicated to his or her craft.Named after J.L. a self proclaimed uniped from a cleveland metal band.

The serpent reaper seemed to hiss as he sang.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Spencer

A shark of all trades. He is absolutely crazy about Peyton Neville. He talks about her day and night and they are positively in love. He thinks that she is the most beautiful bean pole in the world. He talks about her day and night and would do anything for her. They are very in love and he is proposing on Tuesday.

Damn, Spencer, you sure are crazy about that Peyton Neville.

by gossipmoose October 3, 2016

Hot Serpent

A penis that is ready to attack.

I saw my hot chick caressing her taboun, I suddenly found a hot serpent in my pants ready to bite her cervix.

by Nadia Essaadi January 31, 2008

Spence School

All girls school founded in 1892 on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Girls that get into the Ivy League while looking hot. In one word: perfect.

Spence girls do it better (unofficial school motto)...

Spence girls know how to use hairbrushes (see W article)...

by Clara B. February 6, 2005

spence school

an all girls private school in nyc where the girls are pretty and perfect and always get what they want in life

"not for school but for life we learn"

"spence girls do it better" (but really do it best)

by watch_me_shine April 28, 2005