You stand in a chalked on the floor circle, and you squirble by performing weird hand, head, neck, arm, leg movements to see who squirbles the best.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.
The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.
The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
by RufusPuffyMarshmallow May 21, 2024
Get the Squirble Beef mug.An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
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Get the Squirggle mug.When you nut on your girl's face and hair so she retaliates by squirting on you when you least expect it.
Melanie: "Last night mike shot his dirty monkey all over my face and hair! It took hours to wash out."
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
Rebecca "OMG, did you get him back for that?"
Melanie: "Yeah girl, I drank loads of water and ate asparagus all day then rubbed myself raw and squirtaliated on him when he fell asleep on the couch!"
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Get the squirtling mug.A grotesque act involving a toothpick, some form of accelerant and a lighter. The user (male) covers a toothpick with the accelerant and inserts it into their urethra. Once inside the man lights it on fire and lets it burn. When used it practice, it is common for the user of this technique to bust a nut to extinguish the fire before in burns their skin.
Hey man, I don’t wanna go out tonight. I’m gonna stay in and have a nice Squirflelighting sesh alone if you don’t mind.
Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
Squiflelighting may also be said as “Squiflelight” when being referred to as an action.
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