Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009

squidgee

a small squid, or calamari.

Hey, lookit the squidgee that washed up on the beach!

by JOE August 21, 2003

squidgee

A guy whom is extremely white. Also called Whitey McWhiterson. Possibly a simple name without much meaning.

See also 5quidgee.

Squidgee's whiteness is blinding.

by <3 December 5, 2004

Squid game

A netflix series that takes place on South korea, where people who have huge debts are offered to play a "fun" game that is similar to those game shows, there is 9 games all from South korea, the winner recieves a huge amount of money, to repay their debt. However this turns sad when everyone discovers that they have taken the word "Eliminated" way too seriously.. there is also square, triangle and circle guards who are most likely people who have debts too, the rest is up to yourself to look, its actually good

Guy 1: Dude, i need to pay my debt, and they offer me to play games like a game show, best day of my live, green light red light is my favourite game ever!
*We are going to play a game green light*
Guy 1: Haha i lost, i guess i have to lea- *dies*

Guy 2: Yeah, good luck trying to win Squid game

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- September 30, 2021

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.

Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.

by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010

cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 21, 2013