When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018
Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.
by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011
When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
by paftdunk May 23, 2019
The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
“Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 19, 2021
A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
by CoopDaddy1919 January 08, 2018
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 05, 2014