squats

see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.

colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
beales: "matt mcginnis matt mcginnis..."

by pings November 22, 2004

squash beef

When two guys walk past in close quarters and their penises touch.

Eww dude i just had to squash beef with the fat guy on the train.

by Loon69 August 15, 2017

blazing squads

bascially means extremely drunk, referencing extremely cool british boy band

"Jus had a bottle of Jagermeister, im blazing squads!"

by frenchy January 28, 2005

Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!

by AllOTHERnamesHAVEbeenTAKEN! April 18, 2010

Squash

Major hangover, no relief must start drinking or doing drugs to relieve it ASAP.

I had a squash that would knock the balls off a bull after that party, it took me 2 days to recover.

by billbaroo December 9, 2008

lemon squash

what you ask for down in england if you want lemonade. if you ask for lemonade they'll just give you sprite . i dont know what happens when you ask for sprite .....

Id rather fancy some lemon squash mum.

by kattttttttttt July 1, 2008

Celtic Squash

When getting your salad tossed you void your bowels all over the salad tossers face and proceed to sit on their face.

Holy shit. I killed that girl with a celtic squash!

by CelticSquasher October 2, 2008