cunt sponge

another name for a tampon

My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.

by Jnup August 15, 2006

the spongebob

When you nut in a girl's panties and put them on her head.

She was a skank so I gave her the spongebob.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

slonger

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

by Dicky July 15, 2005

sponge

if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.

WTF he's a fucking sponge!

by Dirk6 July 8, 2005

sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

cock sponge

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

European Sponge Bath

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.

Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath

by b2hoops December 1, 2009