Splintage

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.

John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!

by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

by MrNo1 June 3, 2024

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when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026