skloink

the act of sticking genitalia into a slinkies, and then skrewing the slinky into a partner's anus

Im going to skloink you tonight baby.

by brinsosduub July 4, 2016

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

Splingaling

To pull down someone's pants in a comedic fashion.

Hey, motherfucker! I'm gonna splingaling your goofy ass.

by Rolledup360 February 15, 2021

sploish

a word used by our mighty king markiplier

some dude:ima sploish you

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

Scloinch

An insult. To refer to someone who just got sat on or squished (by another person or thing)

That dude just got Scloinched by that manatee!!

by Sliimetown February 18, 2022