Slazed

Feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as fuck) at the same time.

John: Did you see Mike at that party last night? Not only was he toasted, but he was fucking schwasted.

Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.

by soulstice November 8, 2010

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

lady spaz

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet

"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."

"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."

by Tenne August 27, 2005

Spaz

One who is ver hyper and active. Not all spazes have A.D.D either, for I am one, and I'm not A.D.

Angel: God what's wrong with Kim, she's acting like a monkey.
Mariah: Woah, what is she doing, she looks crazy.
Harry: Nah, she's just being a spaz.

by xxlee leexx May 25, 2008

Spaz

To become unreasonably upset, stressed or irritated.

"Veronica, Stop having such a spaz."

by the leper October 4, 2005

slazzle

sluttly ass bitches.

bro hoes that live in orange county

by dirty duke June 25, 2005

splazz

To ejaculate.To cum .To blow a wad

Dude He pulled out shot the splazz all over her grill.

by The Man with the master splazz word March 22, 2008