the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size
good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants
These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.
She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.
Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.
by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009
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By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 4, 2009
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The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.
by KDAVE. September 20, 2009
Get the spare bulk products mug.The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011
Get the spare lint mug.Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.
The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...
by TJ Goats December 27, 2011
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a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)
awesome! (exclamation)
a healthy amount of ejaculate fluid from deep within the seminiferous tubules. (N)
awesome! (exclamation)
Dude, splageldstday!
I got some splageldstday in my pants.
I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.
I got some splageldstday in my pants.
I splageldstday'd myself from the nipples down.
by DrJamesGang December 29, 2012
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