splatter dragon

The remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. When someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.

Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!

by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011

splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.

"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.

by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013

Shatterass

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

Snatterbox

A large metal box on the sidelines of football games usually holding radio equipment

Devonte freeman wasn't allowed near the snatterbox cause he will somehow break it

by Mawdy goldstein November 30, 2015

Splatter pussy

When the vagina gives off extra secretions during rough intercourse to cause a splattering of fluids outside the body.

There was so much splatter pussy on the backseat after that crazy sex!

by MP915 May 23, 2016

Shatter Girl

A Woman who can only reach climax when being stimulated on a bed of broken glass.

That shatter girl, Morgan I brought home last night broke my winsheild and made me give it to her on the glass.

by Magnum Bogon February 21, 2017

Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019