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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.
After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning April 12, 2016
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to "Spiderman" it

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it
by Rozzary May 27, 2010
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Spamerang

noun: a prepaid postage envelope stuffed full of garbage and rubbish being sent back to the spammer who sent it in the first place.
Angry and tired of paying to dispose of her mounting junk mail, she stuffed as much of it as possible into every enclosed prepaid postage evelope creating a spamerang for those who continually send the junk to her.
by Siagiah Karlsson December 10, 2008
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Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.
hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.
by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011
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Spaceman

Spaceman: That weird ass kid in your class who fucks wit hentai n shit and who puts on this air of sarcastic superiority to compensate for the fact that he knows no one likes him. He’s completely unaware of anybody’s feelings towards him, does weird shit to make himself look special in order to hopefully get others attention and he’s also unaware that by acting weirder he makes everyone dislike him more. This constant refusal to understand that no one likes him makes him a spaceman, an alien, not of this world.

For instance, Napoleon Dynamite is a spaceman.
-Eric presented his mylittlepony toys to class today.
-God! What a spaceman!
by Cup ‘a’ coffee July 20, 2019
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spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"
ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
by chrisajj September 22, 2007
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Ginger Spiderman

The act of jizzing in one's hand and flinging into a ginger's face!
I just went Ginger Spiderman in your face dawg!
by Lawless123 January 30, 2009
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