soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

soggy canoe

When you fuck a girl in the ass and piss everywhere

Oh fuck Soggy canoe bitch!

by Halterdawg January 12, 2016

soggy vegitarian

Soggy vegitarian: When a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower.

Soggy vegitarian: when a girls pussy looks like rotting wet slimmy Cauli flower .Damn Patricia I can't eat u out if your a soggy vegetarian. 🍴🚿

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

Soggy Stanley

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

soggy sub

When u girl is giving you head in a subway parking lot and u jizz in her sub

I soggy subbed her in the parking lot

by RALPACHEZ July 14, 2015