Selling Cadillacs

Puking after drinking too much.

John is behind the bushes selling Cadillacs.

by Freebird1812 February 18, 2013

Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 29, 2018

Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts

Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap

by freddellamer October 18, 2019

bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

salad smelling

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

by kyjelly aka sexgoo November 22, 2010

I'm smelling you ma

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive

I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous

by BizeeyStaff January 28, 2014

Snellings

The act of excessive ejaculation, between eight and ten occurrences, during one 24-hour period.

Carl: "What have you been up to lately?"

Fred: "I've been working on my Snellings the last few days. I got to 10 'rub-em-outs' two days ago. That last jank was shooting sawdust."

by Freemone233 August 28, 2010