The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

saucy sock

Saucy Sock the result of masturbating in a sock and placing it back in the drawer.
A saucy sock is a stealthy college prank used to piss off a roommate or friend for retaliation.
The donor of the saucy sock has all control of deciding whether or not the recipient will ever find out.

My roommate was being a cock bag so I gave him a saucy sock. If he keeps it up he'll get a pair of Saucy Socks

by DOCIPP March 30, 2009

Poop sock

Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up

Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed

Me: mom that’s just my poop sock

by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

sandals with socks

A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.

Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.

by srury May 21, 2014

shove a sock in it

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 18, 2004

wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.

"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"

by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007