Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015

saucy sock

Saucy Sock the result of masturbating in a sock and placing it back in the drawer.
A saucy sock is a stealthy college prank used to piss off a roommate or friend for retaliation.
The donor of the saucy sock has all control of deciding whether or not the recipient will ever find out.

My roommate was being a cock bag so I gave him a saucy sock. If he keeps it up he'll get a pair of Saucy Socks

by DOCIPP March 30, 2009

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

Poop sock

Something that is hidden under everyone’s bed just Incase they have to drop a load in the middle of the night, and don’t wanna get up

Mom: why is there a sock of of poop under your bed

Me: mom that’s just my poop sock

by GekyumesDad May 6, 2019

shove a sock in it

A known way of telling someone to just please shut the fuck up for christ's sake. When you say "Shove a sock in it!" to someone, you are implying that he or she needs to put a sock in his/her mouth to keep him/herself from talking more shit.

(You are laying on your bed relaxing and having a few beers to the point of getting a little drunk while all of a sudden, your little brother bursts in the room acting like a retard and spewing out stupid jokes from his mouth.)

You:(in a somewhat drunken voice) For fuck's sake please *hic* SHOVE A SOCK IN IT!
Your little brother: (shoves a dirty sock down your throat)





Mark H. Adding more terms for "Shut up!" at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 18, 2004

sandals with socks

A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.

Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.

by srury May 21, 2014