smarcasm

When you're being a smart-ass but also right and your sarcasm hits to the point.

"My friend asked me if her pants made her look fat, and I replied it ain't the pants..." - she did not appreciate my smarcasm. (But she did go with a better fitting pair of jeans, and breathed a sigh relief).

by Vivamus Rebourne May 21, 2025

Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

*sarcasm*

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

by Polyatomical July 8, 2011

smarcastic

A combination of being a smartass and sarcastic.

Tom: This place is a mess.

Haley: Then why don't you clean it up?
Tom: Jeez, what is it with you and being so smarcastic today

by neonsox4u September 20, 2012

Sarcasmic

Such brilliant use of sarcasm it brings on an orgasm

You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!

by cartee January 19, 2013

sarcasmdar

a portmanteau of "sarcasm" and "radar", refers to the ability to recognize sarcasm in conversation. Similar to the use of "gaydar" (the ability to recognize someone's homosexuality)

Guy 1: Miryssa's cute, but she's kind of a ditz.
Guy 2: I know. But it's hilarious when she thinks people are actually mad at her when they're just being sarcastic.
Guy 1: Yeah, her sarcasmdar is totally defective.

by TheBloss May 12, 2013