sled dogging

When you are desperate and horny enough to pick up any girl by last call, and you don't care how attractive she is at that point

I need to get laid tonight, I'm going sled dogging!

by Robbin the Hood May 14, 2011

Slenderman

A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.

1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking

2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.

by Nesta_Love October 15, 2016

sledge hockey

Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.

Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"

by anel22 May 7, 2012

sledbombing

Intentionally jumping into someone's sled just as they take off even though they expressly told you they did not want you as part of their current sled run, and then their run gets fucked up

We got all twisted up from my little brother sledbombing us and we ended up taking out that little kid

by Blizzard Nemo February 15, 2013

slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

by Big Lash November 26, 2013

Sleuth slut

This girl is in your class, she is probably smart and may or may not wear glasses. Her personality is quiet and intellectual. Do not be fooled she is a Sleuth Slut here are some hints that she is a dirty girl incognito.
1. Does she laugh along with dirty jokes?
2. Does she constantly clear her texts and internet history?
3. Does she wear clothes that though they cover her buttocks and boobtocks seem sexy?
4. Has she ever come back to class with her makeup fucked up and her hair a mess
5. Do a lot of guys or possibly girls get awkward when you talk about her?
Then you may be in the presence of a sleuth slut. Society has created these girls through years of slut shaming. They hide who they truly are to avoid getting burned or worse yet shaded. Tell these girls its alright to cum out of their shells and be open and honest about their slootyness.

She is such a sleuth slut who could she possibly be sexting?

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.

My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.

by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015