A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
Get the Slappy Taffy mug.I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
Get the slapping the scallop mug.When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
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To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
Get the utensil slapped mug.by Ho Slapper Ron June 15, 2011
Get the ho slapper mug.To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch September 1, 2011
Get the Ghost Slappies mug.A slapper from the suburb of Riverstone in the Hawkesbury region in New South Wales, Australia. Can also be a cougar or a scantilly clad woman.
The pub was full of Riverstone Slappers on Saturday night.
Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'
Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'
by windzaa September 12, 2012
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