Shoutouts to simpleflips

This phrase is usually used to annoy super mario 64 speedrunner called simpleflips.
The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme

Weird sm64 romhack: *says shoutouts to simpleflips*
Simpleflips: "lol"

by Davri April 10, 2018

Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

by Anti simp June 1, 2020

The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010

Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

by DVJ February 4, 2014

Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Simp

A man who does anything to suck up to a woman for the simple goal of making her like him more than others.
Like giving her gifts to make her happy, or donating loads of money to her if shes a twitch streamer.

(Example of a simp:Dinonuggets (twitch streamer) )

Person 1:Oh god, here comes Greg Heffley, hes such a simp.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.

by Gamergirlbathwater March 25, 2020

Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.

Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.

by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020