cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

mr. smooth

Synonymous with a "smooth operator," Mr. Smooth is a a male who can handle multiple situations in a fashion that can only be described as "Awesome, spectucular, and, above all else, smoooooth".

Mr. Smooth is someone who tends to be "on top of things", and in is usually in control of any given situation. If he isn't in control of a situation, he is a master of "faking it until he makes it," typically resulting in making it more awesome for everyone involved.

Often used to describe an experienced, elegant dancer, Mr. Smooth rarely in trouble is rarely in trouble on the dance floor, or anywhere else, and, when they are, they can usually get out of these situations quickly, elegantly and with a zero percent chance of casualties.

That guy has great moves, both on the dance floor and in life, that's why everyone calls him "Mr. Smooth."

by BigDawg43 March 23, 2017

smooth whyte

A white rapper from St. Louis. He started an orphanage fo all da crack whores on the street. He made a song to try and raise awareness for em called, "what about da crack whores"

Man smooth whyte love em crack whores

by smooth whyte February 23, 2008

smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009

blueberry banana smoothie

1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.

2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.

"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"

"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."

by Seth T. January 19, 2008