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Sigurd Lyster

a wannabe Dane who is in fact a closet Norwegian.

Sigurd Lyster likes playing with his penis three times a week all three times being in one day. So Sigurd is basically just like you and me a regular everyday normal motherfucker.
''look a wild Sigurd Lyster''
''Wow Asger Munk needs to see this''
by wifebeater wearinga wifebeater February 8, 2023
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Sigrid

sigrid is the most annoying person you'll ever meet. if you ever bump into her, run away in the other direction, as fast as you can! shes dangerous, and that pussy doesn't go with peace
girl 1: sigrid is so annoying oml
girl 2: i know but at least her pussy fire
by girlwithabigbunda November 9, 2022
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Sigurd

A person who has created their own delusional world view and fully believes in it based on details they deliberately misinterpret. A coping mechanism for their own emotional satisfaction and fantasy.
Example 1:
A: It was so obvious Bayonetta is a Lesbian, she and Jeanne were meant to be together.
B: That was never a thing, you just saw what you wanted to see. You're such a Sigurd!

Example 2:
"These Sigurds really need some therapy!"

Example 3:
"I think my friend is a Sigurd, he thinks that the e-celeb really loves him because he donated 1000 dollars to her stream"
by NuggyMcLover November 9, 2022
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sidorowicz

Name of the skitzest wizard south side of sydney.
I saw wizard sidorowicz drinking a CC on the train.
by Heimdall45 March 29, 2023
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Sigricesus

A type of rice that are not rice.
Mostly used for committing a crime.
I ate alot of sigricesus.
Eating it with dogs is very delicious.
by VP communist July 22, 2023
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Sigrid

Definitely stole her talent from a a 37 year old retard that mistakenly fell into time and ended up in the early 2000's. But by the time she knows this she's already famous. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To do a Sigrid is embracing your less appealing sides in the name of captilastic gain. Preferably accompanied by talent.
by AndNowHisWatchIsEnded August 13, 2023
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Sigrid

Bobby's knighthood into the neighborhood watch has redeemed the definition to an upper scale g. Sigrid might be racist, but a bonafied G.

But by the time bobby knew about his knighthood, he left it up to the whites to quarrel about right and wrong and made friends with those he liked.
To do a Sigrid, is what Sigrid does

- don't worry, be happy.
by AndNowHisWatchIsEnded August 14, 2023
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