stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010

Satine and the Penniless Poet

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.

Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007

seeing-eye daughter

The job description of a female offspring who leads their sight-impaired mother around...

I had to go to the mall so I took my seeing-eye daughter with me so I could get around.

by GeeEmEff December 3, 2010

Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.

I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.

by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011

selini

protective fish mother

selini- dont touch my fish

by shortestpersonever March 20, 2017

Selinna

Amazing girl knows how to make people happy, 10/10 smash type, she's so adorable, she daps like no one does!.

Boy: hey! Who's selinna?
Boy2: damn bro shes so hot!

by n1ku May 5, 2018

seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018