Scrollthritis

Tendonitis of your thumb from too much scrolling on your phone.

That thread went on so long I got scrollthritis from going through all the comments.

by Jemeli July 28, 2020

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

scrolltease

Someone who takes out their phone to show you something, making you wait for a long time until they find to continue the conversation

We were having a great conversation then he scrollteased me for 2 minutes to show me a vaguely related meme.

by mcswiney June 8, 2023

Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly

No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!

by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017