screw the pooch

v.
1. To utterly and completely ruin a work venture, akin to "a royal fuck up".

2. The act of rendering something useless

3. To waste time. Usually connected to people not working to their potential.

"Bob really screwed the pooch on that assignment. Not a single stat was correct"

"Jen loves to screw the pooch. She has a world record high score in tetris on her office computer."

.... You know how (in the California highway construction) one guy actually works, while 3 guys stand around holding shovels watching him? - Those guys went to Screw the Pooch college to learn how to do that.

by Mcnostril January 21, 2006

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Get the screw the poochmug.

screw

1) A simple machine of the inclined plane type consisting
of a spirally grooved solid cylinder and a correspondingly
grooved hollow cylinder into which fits

2) An act of sexual intercourse ; to fuck

1- "I'm going to need some screws to fix this bookshelf"

2- "Don't you wanna screw that fine chick over there?"

by truongster June 10, 2008

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Get the screwmug.

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

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Get the boot screwedmug.

screw scratch

AKA: hicky produced by sucking on the neck with the intent of putting him/her in da mood.

When a screw scratch is visible, it leads me to conclude that someone got some!

by KMM September 26, 2005

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Get the screw scratchmug.

Screwed Again

The hopeless feelings of the "small people" who, over and over, get disappointed by a feeble government that fails to foster the needs of the majority, while protecting the interests of the few.
Being repeatedly let down by people or situations despite your best efforts.

The Senate rejected -for the fourth time- a bill that would have reauthorized extended benefits for the long-term unemployed, who got screwed again... a disgrace and an absolute slap in the face to basic human decency.

by rperazag July 6, 2010

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