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Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024
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snotty scotty

When you pick your nose and then rub it inside someone’s ear. Just like a wet willie, only instead of saliva, it’s snot.
Amanda received a Snotty Scotty the night of May 19th 2020
by richardo blanco May 19, 2020
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Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.
Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!
by security dude June 26, 2014
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scottie the reaper

scottie the reaper comes from the shadows of texas in the dark a stand alone amazing conceptual artist, no true way to define or understand his art because he has never said anything in depth about it. it speaks for itself.
have you even seen scottie the reapers mustang in real life? no?! that's because it will kill you!!
by prestin33 April 9, 2021
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Scotty wasted

Went to the bar and got scotty wasted
by Tkla May 21, 2019
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The Scotty White

When you use your privilege to get what you want in life as a semi decent looking white man, with an average sized penis;
Similar to the Scotty Black, but with a better credit score and a father that came back after buying cigarettes. (To be used in the forum of discussing white privilege, sarcastically)
(Hey bro, that bitch is staring at you) Remind me to give her The Scotty White later tonight in my 2002 Volvo.
(I don't think you're getting out of this one) Whatever brad, I'll just Scotty White this cop; he clearly knows I'm white.
by Th3 L3ml3y August 19, 2020
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Scotty

a short sped who is usually very disabled, and has an extra 21st chromosome.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid at school?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total Scotty
Guy 1: Haha
by ha_get_rekt420 March 9, 2020
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