Rosetta Stoned

An acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your Rosetta Stone software in preparation for your trip to Mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. The surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, "Como se llama?"

Last night I met a lot of nice folks at a bar in Mexico City who got me so Rosetta Stoned that I could not remember how to ask, "where's the bathroom?" in Spanish.

by pelirroja February 23, 2011

stoned

just get a gravity bong (you wont cough, dont worry you beginers) and take 5 fat hits right after another. you will KNOW what "stoned" is.

breathe in the air, hold it in like youre holding your breath, and keep it like that until your brain starts feeling funny, you are now stoned

by rob June 27, 2003

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

stoned

the point past high were some may feel unconfortable but others (like me) like to be. being high is cool but being stoned is fuckin great

i got stoned before the football game and durring and after. our team lost but i was to stoned to watch it.
afterwords i went to a party and got stoned again stayed high all night stoned alot and passed out after coming home and finishing the icecream. (btw im high now)

by Weedman and Zig Zag October 13, 2007

Stoned

Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

by Buh February 21, 2003

Rosetta Stoned

When you are so high you think you can understand another language when reading the subtitles of a foreign film

After an evening of hot boxing the abandoned car the guys gather around to watch Paprika.

Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!

Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!

by Chief Blazin Buffalo May 8, 2010

scened it

To have performed an action in congruence with being scene.

"Hey, did you see Johnny at prom last night? Yeah, lol, he totally scened it with those tight ass jeans and vans." (past tense form)

"Sorry I didn't call you Monday, I was too busy scenin' it at the MCR show." (present tense form)

by Ramsizzle May 25, 2009