Schrödinger's Cat

There was a scientist named Erwin Schrodinger who put a cat in a box and you can not see the cat so the cat is dead and alive for say. This is popular with the show the Big Bang Theory and they use the phrase to describe relationships between the group of friends.

Sheldon: Your relationship with Leonerd is like Schrödinger's Cat.

Penny: What?

Sheldon: Your relationship can be thought of as good and bad to find out you need to open the box.

by chunihan August 18, 2012

schrödinger's herpes

When you are awaiting the result of your STD test and you may or may not have herpes.

-Girl: Take your pants off!
-Guy: Sorry babe, the test results aren't in yet. I got schrödinger's herpes.

by POW POW POW September 1, 2012

Schrödinger's Friendzone

When you're sort of in the friendzone but get enough of the occasional relationship hint to keep you just from accepting defeat.

"Hey Josh did you finally get with that sweet chick Bernice last night after all the hints she dropped?"
"Nah man I don't even know anymore... I think I've fallen into the Schrödinger's Friendzone"

by ColonelNuttybar March 21, 2017

Schrödinger's DM

A DM that will either improve or destroy your image in the eyes of someone important to you, depending on how it's received. The outcome can't be determined until they look at it.

A: Dude, we've been weirdly close for years and I've finally told her I like her.

B: How do you think she'll reply?

A: She'll either confess her love for me or think I'm a creep and block me, meaning I have irreparably destroyed a friendship with someone so important to me. Nobody knows how it'll go until she sees it. It's a Schrödinger's DM.

by Daniel714 May 1, 2020

Schrodinger's Cock

Imagine a room with 50 men and 50 women in it. It connects to a second room through a glory hole. Schrodinger in the second room sticks his penis through the glory hole and gets sucked. Much like Schrodinger's Cat which is alive and dead at the same time. He does not know if he is being sucked by a man or woman. So he is being sucked by both a man and a woman at the same time.

Guy 1: I was so drunk last night got sucked in the bathroom by glory hole but don't remember who did it.
Guy 2: Was it a guy or girl?
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Looks like you have case of Schrodinger's Cock.

by TheMenacingOctohedron May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's fuckboy

A guy who seduces a girl by saying sweet nothings, essentially "pouring honey into their ears", acting in a very sweet and caring manner. All this, of course, is to get down with her. Then based on whether or not the girl develops feelings for said guy, he will claim none of the sweet-talk was meant seriously and it was supposed to be taken as a joke.

Girl 1: Hey, gurl, how are things with you and Chad?
Girl 2: Pretty fucking bad, ngl. He's a Schrodinger's fuckboy.
Girl 1: Why? What do you mean?
Girl 2: Remember when I got super dreamy about all the sweet things he said to me? You know - how I'm his sweetheart and all that?
Girl 1: Yeah, and?
Girl 2: I directly asked where we were relationship-wise, and he straight up told me he meant all that as a joke.
Girl 1: Yeah, that's a textbook Schrodinger's fuckboy.

by beelzabub May 25, 2020

Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment

An event which can be described as both a bruh moment and a cringe moment at the same time.

Well that was a Schrödinger’s Bruh Moment I cant decide whether to say “bruh” or “cringe”

by Beta hater June 1, 2020