A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.
Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"
(Johnny whips out schlock)
Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"
Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
(Johnny whips out schlock)
Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"
Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
by JNSphoLYFE February 1, 2010
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by SierraLeone July 11, 2017
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The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012
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A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
by mysterious writer June 10, 2004
Get the schmuck mug.Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.
Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.
by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010
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Get the schmuck mug.A monstrous looking person, with very low level of intelligence. A Schluckebier often makes growling noises when it's either eating or drinking. A Schluckebier often spend its entire life at mental hospital with other retards like himself.
A: ''My nabo is making all these noises when he is eating, it is very annoying''.
B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''
B: ''He might be a Schluckebier!!''
by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010
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