Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Skamper

A skamper is vagina of the dirtiest kind. They are typically found in your local campground,and are always DTP, thus receiving the name, along with several STD's, skamper's (skanky campers).

"Want to go Whaling tonight?" P-Dawg
"Nah man lets go find some dirty Skampers instead." Nic

by P_dawg July 20, 2009

Simper Fidelis

The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.

Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!

by Crotch the High Seat Prime July 5, 2021

Pampers Sampras

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.

I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.

by Pat B. April 3, 2007

Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

Samera

Common name of a woman that is sex on legs who encourages male wet dreams. Samera's are extremely big headed and boast about their vast experience in bed, their ridiculously huge tits, or the fact that your boyfriend probably wants to nail her. Samera's are always pestered by locals for her juicy juicy mangos.

Samera a woman with juicy juicy mangos

by soph15 December 23, 2011