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Randalism

That’s just pure randalism
by smithterms December 6, 2021
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Reandating

To date again with sb.
To realise a deal again.
We become reandating.
CEO meet they again, to reandeating a deal of sth.
by VURDAH February 15, 2022
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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randalph

The most patient, sweetest, and kindest man in the whole universe. Randalphs are superior to the commonly misconstrued Randolphs with an O. Randalphs are astonishingly handsome with amazing beards that make other randolphs jealous. Randalphs are often loved like no other by their girlfriends who are usually named Michelle. You should strive to be like Randalph. WWRD
Randalphs beard is way better than Randolphs.
by Shells2020 April 7, 2022
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Randal

Used as a shortcut for a random, non important nobody that your friends barely know, or don't know need to know but still apart of the storyline when chattin it up with your friends.
"We were at this show waiting for Juiceboxxx to play and Randal came out of nowhere and pulled a beer from her crotch and offered it to Alyssa who handed it to Alex Hayes and now Alex has crabs on her face haha :).
by Wambambambi November 11, 2022
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Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.
Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.
by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023
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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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