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roach motel 

a roach motel is a strip club that got tainted and all the girls have hiv or aids or some kind of sexual disease or sexual infection and every stripper in the club, you do not want a lap dance or have sex with anyone at a roach motel.
i can't believe this place is a roach motel now...i use to fuck so many girls all the time and blew so much money that they all retired, they hard to work hard at it, it wasn't no quick fuck. other girls wishing they didn't blow me off still stripping decades later

Roach mania 

Infestation of a living/working place by cockroaches.
Check out these oval shaped insects! They are just too many! This is roach mania!
Roach mania by Cycy Ch September 9, 2022

roach tennis 

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

Roach Clip Dick 

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
Roach Clip Dick by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Roach legs 

Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.
I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!
Roach legs by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Roach Roller 

Joey Bdez.
Roach Roller by Kayeeks January 17, 2023