Mystery Wave Rider

Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:

Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.

Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.

"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"

by UcanDoIt! March 23, 2009

Dope Metal Rider

Originating in Mercer Island, WA in 2012, the term 'dope metal rider' is slang for something that is perceived to be cool to the speaker. However, it is also used to ironically refer to uncool things.

Normal: Avengers is totally dope metal rider.

Ironic: Man, that pimper skater over there is so dope metal rider, bro.

by NFAC November 6, 2012

Dixon Horse Rider

The process in which a male firmly clasps his penis with his elbows, moving in clock-wise circles.

"Damn. Daniel has been using the Dixon Horse Rider technique lately."

by Mannaaaaa June 11, 2016

bait rider

someone who constantly takes the side of the opposite sex, usually seeking gratification; gratitude or sexually otherwise. the bait rider will disregard all morals and logic in order to please the bait he/she wishes to "ride" even at the cost of their their self respect and reputation.

sexydumbhoe: you're so annoying!
mr.coolguy#1: fuck you bitch!
baitrider: yo don't talk to her like that you prick!
sexydumbhoe: omg you're so sweet.
mr.coolguy#2: damn, bait rider like shit.

-dcez

by DJeMan26 July 20, 2011

main rider

Main rider is your main nigga I'm your life. You stay 100 to one another and don't got any side bitches.

"My boyfriend is my main rider"

by Uonevenknow May 15, 2014

Bull Rider

The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.

Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine

Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*

by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 15, 2022

Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005