computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018

No rejection day

This is the day where single people ask out their crush and are not allowed to be rejected. This day is April 12th.

Jerry: “OMG it’s April 12th”
Lisa: “Go ask out your crush! You can’t get rejected because it is April 12th, No rejection day!”

by Days for single pringles October 28, 2019

Annabelle Rejection

When you reject a boy by accepting his offer and never scheduling. This can be done when someone is always “busy” when someone wants to hangout. This is a polite way to reject someone, but is also mis-leading. The person rejecting does not need to be named Annabelle.

“Man when I asked Annabelle to hookup she said she was down. Now whenever I ask her to hang she says she is busy.” “Dang man thats a hard Annabelle Rejection right there.”

by abellec October 29, 2020

Lysol Rejection

The Lysol Company Is Begging Customers Not To Drink Their Products Lysol states that under no circumstances should their products be ingested or injected. Other companies like Clorox followed with a similiar statement By Ashley Wehrli Apr 26, 2020

Lysol Rejection does not go in a sentence lmfao.

by NateYT December 29, 2020

micro rejection

The experience of disappointment when a small statement, action, or gesture goes unacknowledged... especially exacerbated by the social media age

Guy 1: She didn’t answer my text for 2 hours but she just posted a story on Instagram
Guy 2: dang man, that’s a micro rejection

by Andy Taylor March 19, 2021

social rejection

blue haired liberals, jiafei accounts, "the boyzzz", social credit mfs, people who use twitter as an information site

person a: hey is that person a social rejection?
person b: they are *what was listed above* so yeah

by xi—..! January 5, 2022

The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.

"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)

by Theoremist November 22, 2023